Six Eyes
No one but me may truly understand the gravity of the situation I am about to describe. But if I can help just one person feel like they're not alone, then it's worth it.
This is what transpired after I got home from work, much to my dismay, and well, horror. I stood by helpless as the tragedy unfolded...
Jon: (out of the blue, so I was caught off-guard) Sophie, where're the Hershey Kisses?
Sophia: In the cabinet with the recipes.
She told him!
See, you have to hide chocolate in our house, especially if you ever want any for yourself. The thing is I didn't even know she knew where they were. I had no idea she had even been watching me put them away before. That's when Jon told me he had six eyes watching now.
And I better watch out.
Imagine taking advantage of an innocent three-year old like that! And turning her against her own mother! The horror of it all!

2 Comments:
Jon's 2 eyes and 6 auxillary (this time did I do the math right?).
Ahhhh, the Nolan boy is a Driscoll at heart. Aunt Cathy woke one morning to discover chocolate on her face. That, plus other evidence, led to the conclusion that Aunt Cathy raided a bag of chocolate chips in the night.
We'll do whatever we have to to get the goods.
AC
don't forget about all those EARS. It amazed me when Teresa would repeat stuff she heard me say on the telephone to other people. YIKES!!
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